So I did it. My friends warned me about seeing it but, what can I say, curiosity got the best of me. For those who haven’t seen it, thank your lucky eyes because it’s pretty disturbing. It starts out relatively harmless with two beautiful women licking each others breasts and nipples but, as soon as the panties come off it all goes down hill as one of the women fills a pint glass with her own feces.  The movie then goes on to show BOTH of the women licking and eating the feces, with one of the women sloshing it around her mouth like mouthwash, and sucking it in and out of her mouth before swallowing. And just in case you thought it couldn’t get any worse then that, it does. The women later begin to stick their fingers down their throats and vomit all over each other – creating a filthy mess on what looked like a decently clean floor. While watching the 2 minute clip I retched and gagged several times, but managed to endure the whole thing.

Afterwards a friend tried to convince me that it wasn't really as gross as it looked because it was really chocolate and not feces. And that they sell chocolate flavoured imitation shit that you can use to squirt up your ass so you can shit out chocolate. Somehow I couldn't see his point of view. In my mind, if it comes out of your ass regardless of how it got in there, its gonna taste like shit. This is why people don't go ass to mouth. It's not natural to like the taste of shit – other wise you’d see it on one of Gordon Ramsay’s menus.

As disgusted as I was with the video I couldn’t help but think of the “actors” Latifah and Karla and wonder about a few things – things I need answers to that will help me find closure after experiencing this horrendous trauma – like, What prompted them to agree to do the movie? Did they get severely sick after shooting the movie? Have they sought counselling? How do their loved ones feel? Are they still doing scat films?

Again, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to google Latifah and Karla to see where they are now and unfortunately, they are still treating themselves like human toilets and toilet paper. In fact Karla is considered the new reigning “scat queen”, I’m not quite sure if congratulations or a trip to the psychiatrist is in order.

I’ve always prided myself on my open mindedness when it comes to peoples fetishes, I even head down to the Church Street Fetish Fair every summer to support the fetishists in my city – Hell, I even have a few fetishes of my own. But I do draw the line when it comes to animals, children, and scat. I mean, I know having a scat fetish isn’t as disgusting as having a fetish for children and animals (mostly because neither one can give consent), but even though scat is usually consensual between two adults, I still just can’t wrap my head around it. It’s so dirty and gross, not to mention it risks infections like E coli, Hep A & E, urinary tract infections, shigella, campylobacter, salmonella, toxoplasmosis, molluscum, parasitic infections and others. Our feces are made of 100% pure bacteria so it’s fucken poisonous. There is no excuse for anyone to eat it unless they were either forced to or absolutely starving without any other food alternatives.

Plus, it gives you bad breath.