Do you lose time from work due to your drinking?
I did, and then I eventually learned how to work while drunk.

Is drinking making your home life unhappy?
What life? I don't have a fucken life!

Do you drink because you are shy with other people?
I drink so I can tolerate other people and maybe have some fun.

Is drinking affecting your reputation?
My reputation is being a whore, you can't get much worse than that.

Have you ever felt remorse after drinking?
No, but sometimes I wake up with disgust next to a dude who looked good from a far but is far from cute!

Have you gotten into financial dificulties as a result of your drinking?
I've been in financinal difficulties ALL of my life.

Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when drinking?
My friends are in their bedrooms.

Does your drinking make you careless of your family's welfare?
What family? I'm an orphan, and I'm down right bitter!

Has your ambition decreased since drinking?
My ambition decreased they day I was born and found out who my parents were.

Do you crave a drink at a definite time daily?
When I'm stress, so that would be ALL day.

Do you want a drink the next morning?
No.

Does drinking cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?
Nope

Has your efficiency decreased since drinking?
I aint ever been efficient.

Is drinking jeopardizing your job or business?
Nope.

Do you drink to escape from worries or troubles?
Isn't that what alcohol is for?

Do you drink alone?
Not anymore.

Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of your drinking?
Unfortunatly not completely.

Has your physician ever treated you for drinking?
Other than telling me to cut down? no.

Do you drink to build up your self-confidence?
hell yeah!

Have you ever been in a hospital or institution on account of drinking?
nope

Likes

• sex
• money
• horseback riding
• pot
• helping people
• politics
• Tommy Douglas

Dislikes

• pretensious snots
• right wing politics
• George Bush
• gum chewing
• poverty